Donald the Trump Man

Donald the Trump Man

(to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Donald the Trump Man was a jolly billionaire
With his daddy’s cash and a swank hotel
He just didn’t have a care.

Donald the Trump Man was a psychopath they say
He was made of dough but Republicans know
How he took them on one day

There must have been some weakness in the GOP that year
‘Cuz when they nominated him he began to cuss and swear.

Oh, Donald the Trump Man was as crude as he could be
And the women claim that he brought them shame
With his crass vulgarity.

Trumpety trump, trump, trumpety trump, trump,
Hear the Donald rail.

Trumpety trump, trump, trumpety trump, trump,
He’ll put Hillary in jail.

Donald the Trump Man thought the country was a mess.
So he said “I’ll run and I’ll have some fun
And escape the IRS.”

Down to a rally, Comey’s letter in his hand,
Waving here and there through his orange hair
Saying, “I will rule this land.”

He swore he’d build a wall and then send refugees away.
But the pollsters saw it differently, they thought he’d lose the day.

Oh, Donald the Trump Man was astounded he had won;
He had never meant to be president
He just wanted to have fun.

Trumpety trump, trump, trumpety trump, trump,
Look at Americans go.
Trumpety trump, trump, trumpety trump, trump,
Off to Ontario.